A Quick Review of Send In by Suspense Magazine

I submitted this story to Suspense Magazine for a review. The following is this review.

Send In by Justin Lowmaster: After reading this short, I’d be afraid to send in the
clowns if Justin was around! This story was fun to read and poor Grimble the ‘three foot
gnome, almost four if you counted his pointy, yellow hat’. I’m with Jeremy; diet soda’s
the only way to go!
Reviewed by Terri Ann Armstrong, author of “Morning Menace” for Suspense Magazine

Want to get a copy for yourself? It’s only $0.99 at Smashwords!

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Enjoy Your Sci-fi and Fantasy How and Where You Want

Enjoy Your Sci-fi and Fantasy How and Where You Want

Beginning July 4th, science fiction and fantasy fans will be given a
new place where they can discover authors and stories they’ll be able
to enjoy wherever they go.  Flagship, the new e-zine by publisher
Flying Island Press, will soon be releasing these stories in formats
for the Kindle, the iPad and iPhone, and other electronic readers.

Flying Island Press also recognizes the increasing popularity of
podcasts and other forms of audio fiction.  So, in addition to the
e-zine, an audio version will be available to listen to on any MP3
player.  Stories they release will be available both in text and in
audio, allowing the consumer to choose their preferred version.

Zach Ricks, managing editor for Flagship, had this to say.  “I wanted
to hearken back to what some have called the Golden Age of Science
Fiction.”  It’s his hope that “FlagShip will be a place for
optimistic, entertaining fiction.”

Each issue will cost $1.99 for the text version or the audio version
or get both for just $2.99.

Issues will be available starting July 4th, 2010 at
http://flyingislandpress.com/flagship

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Contest: Retweet for a Chance to Win an eBook copy of Send In

My explosive eBook short story ‘Send In’ is available on Smashwords. It’s about a man named Jeremy who has a rocket launcher and must get to his mission destination safely. What is his mission? That’s what the story is all about.

To enter, tweet this:

RT @Chivalrybean RT This by Midnight PST for a chance to win an eBook copy of my story ‘Send In’ http://bit.ly/9T6FP1

Or just retweet one of my tweets about it.

While you are waiting, read the free sample of the story online here!

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A Potty Training Tool and a Note About a Vampire Movie

I had this conversation in IM a few minutes ago.

Orion

10:31:09 PM

I have discovered a horrible truth

chivalrybean

10:31:26 PM

I discovered a wonderful one. You first.

Orion

10:31:42 PM

Mario and Luigi are plumbers. Which is how they came to arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom, via magical pipe-based transference.

Orion

10:31:52 PM

Pipes that connect to our regular pipes. Of plumbing.

Orion

10:31:57 PM

We are pooping into the mushroom kingdom.

chivalrybean

10:33:03 PM

put muschrooms grow good in fertilizer, so we are helping it thrive

Orion

10:33:33 PM

Excellent. Then this day I have surely aided the mushroom kingdom.

chivalrybean

10:35:01 PM

My good discovery is that Daybreakers is a good movie

Orion

10:35:28 PM

Can’t go wrong with Wilem Dafoe using muscle cars and crossbows to battle vampires that turn into cannibal bat monsters.

chivalrybean

10:35:38 PM

BY JOVE!

chivalrybean

10:36:02 PM

I hypothosize (at Erin’s direction) that you have discovered a might tool in potty training!

chivalrybean

10:36:54 PM

Ok Tommy, every poop has a chance to help a 1-up mushroom grow, poop in the potty for mario!

Orion

10:37:17 PM

Poop for justice!

chivalrybean

10:37:39 PM

I want to copy this conversation and post it on my blog. Do I have permission?

chivalrybean

10:37:59 PM

(I’m that starved for content? wow.)

Orion

10:38:03 PM

Only if you include refrences to pooping for justice.

Orion

10:38:12 PM

And *rummage*

Orion

10:38:41 PM

http://www.virtualshackles.com/-33 Know that this (and the commentary) are the cause for enlightenment

Orion

10:31:09 PM

I have discovered a horrible truth

chivalrybean

10:31:26 PM

I discovered a wonderful one. You first.

Orion

10:31:42 PM

Mario and Luigi are plumbers. Which is how they came to arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom, via magical pipe-based transference.

Orion

10:31:52 PM

Pipes that connect to our regular pipes. Of plumbing.

Orion

10:31:57 PM

We are pooping into the mushroom kingdom.

chivalrybean

10:33:03 PM

put muschrooms grow good in fertilizer, so we are helping it thrive

Orion

10:33:33 PM

Excellent. Then this day I have surely aided the mushroom kingdom.

chivalrybean

10:35:01 PM

My good discovery is that Daybreakers is a good movie

Orion

10:35:28 PM

Can’t go wrong with Wilem Dafoe using muscle cars and crossbows to battle vampires that turn into cannibal bat monsters.

chivalrybean

10:35:38 PM

BY JOVE!

chivalrybean

10:36:02 PM

I hypothosize (at Erin’s direction) that you have discovered a might tool in potty training!

chivalrybean

10:36:54 PM

Ok Tommy, every poop has a chance to help a 1-up mushroom grow, poop in the potty for mario!

Orion

10:37:17 PM

Poop for justice!

chivalrybean

10:37:39 PM

I want to copy this conversation and post it on my blog. Do I have permission?

chivalrybean

10:37:59 PM

(I’m that starved for content? wow.)

Orion

10:38:03 PM

Only if you include refrences to pooping for justice.

Orion

10:38:12 PM

And *rummage*

Orion

10:38:41 PM

http://www.virtualshackles.com/-33 Know that this (and the commentary) are the cause for enlightenment

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Send In – Now on Smashwords

I’ve uploaded Send In to Smashwords. Now you have one more way to buy it!

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Send In – Now Available on Amazon, and How I Did It.

My story ‘Send In’ is now available at Amazon! (You can still buy it direct from me as a PDF too.)

Getting it to the Kindle format was a challenge. Now, before you start reading how I did it and start trying it, note that after all this, I found I could have uploaded a word document and maybe that would have done all this work for me, but I didn’t know that at the time.

So I have the PDF, it’s nicely formatted, has some nice looking pages, etc. I put quite a bit of effort into making the page graphics look nice. If you printed it out, I hope it looks fantastic. But when I converted to HTML, all that went away (aside from the little rocket that notes scene breaks.) At first annoyance filled me like a cheap balloon on an overactive helium nozzle, so I decided I didn’t want to explode, so I got over it really fast. PDF is made for setting up pages. The Kindle format is made for putting words on a page that you can zoom in and out of. Both are good and have their distinct advantages, and some are mutually exclusive.

Once I got that figured out, I had to get the formatting right. All the text ran together, the paragraphs weren’t spaced right, it was a mess (I used Kindle for PC to test.) I tried using Find/Replace to add and remove HTML code I didn’t need, a friend offered to go though and work on it, and he did, but it still wasn’t working right (not his fault, that code was nuts!)

Then an idea hit my like a helium bottle whose overactive nozzle broke off and let the bottle fly through a glass window and right into my head! What if I took the text from the Word Document (with the scene break images) and pasted it into the WordPress visual text editor that I am typing to right now then clicked over to the HTML tab, and copied that into a new HTML file? I tried it.

It worked.

I had to fidget with the code to get the images to work right, but that wasn’t hard. I also had to add <body> tags and added the site’s CSS info at the top. Then I used the MobiPocket conversion tool to make it into the eBook .prc format, and uploaded to Amazon.

There might be some extra code in there, but it works, and I’m not running a program, so I’m not entirely concerned about it. Next time I’ll try uploading a Word doc and see what happens … it might be a whole lot easier.

I also noticed my cover image says ‘Send In Justin Lowmaster’, which is odd, and unintentional, and kinda funny (to me at least.)

I hope everyone who gets a copy enjoys it!

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I talked about 100 word stories at Toastmasters

Last week I spoke my second Toastmasters speech. It was project #2 about organizing. My speech was How to Write a 100 Word Story. As I appear to have a problem with putting my hands in my pockets while speaking, I write the following story as an example:

Edward Prairie Dog Hands

When talking to people, Edward habitually put his hands in and out of his pockets.

While visiting his forest-dwelling grandmother, who many of the cousins claimed could cast dark druid magic, she confronted his habit, telling him he had atrocious manners for a young boy. She warned him that something terrible would happen if he didn’t change his barbarous ways.

Sadly, Edward had trouble breaking the habit. One day he awoke to find his hands transmuted into wood. His habit remained until one day the friction of moving his hands into and out of his pockets set them aflame.

All I did aside from that in preparation was to make a simple outline on the areas I wanted to talk about. I did practice a few times, but I really needed to a few more times.

I did rewrite the story a few times as I practiced, realizing it wasn’t as good as it could be, and not a great example. After I finished it, I was much happier with the story and I could use the parts I rewrote as part of the speech. I did for get to mention how I changed the detail of the grandmother from simple being accused of casting dark magic into where she lived in a forest and cast druid magic. I did that so the fact Edward’s hands turning to wood would be less random and have foreshadowing.

Overall I did ok, but I botched the ending by adding some unplanned comments that trailed on and degraded the clear and strong ending. I’ll get better.

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My First PDF eBook is now for sale!

I’ve created a widget in my page on the top right where you can now purchase a downloadable, DRM free pdf of my latest story “Send In”.

I plan to make this available on the Kindle also.

For promotion I may give away review copies and run some other giveaways. Keep an eye out here for details.

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Podcasting for Compassion day 11

I put out a podcast on the Compassion 365 podcast in which I read some 100 word stories and ramble.

Download Episode

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Steampunk Weekend 12-12-09 –

Do you listen to the sound of twittering birds? Want to know when they speak about steampunk things? I discovered a Twibes list of steampunk people.

I also discovered Steampunk Tales, which has released their fourth issue. It is a short story anthology that you can buy as a DRM-free PDF (FTW!) or as an app for your iPhone/Touch, and other platforms. This ‘penny dreadful’ is very affordable, thanks to digital distribution. (Discovered via Writing Across Worlds)

The Extraordinary Contraptions have a new album out. Read about it!

Comics fans! How about a steampunk comic called Grandville: “A Detective-Inspector LeBrock of Scotland Yard Scientific-Romance Thriller.”

In the Steam Theater this week is a trailer for The Clockwork Girl, along with an article that accompanies the video. A very excellent video, at that.

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