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	<title>The Space Turtle &#187; Twitter</title>
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		<title>Twitter: Sideburns: The nunchaku of beards.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean Sideburns: The nunchaku of beards. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/638826506/Me_by_Jeff_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> Sideburns: The nunchaku of beards. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/9394462649">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: My first Toastmaster speech went pretty ok. Hit minimum time and didn&#8217;t stumble too much.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean My first Toastmaster speech went pretty ok. Hit minimum time and didn&#8217;t stumble too much. [Source]]]></description>
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<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/8647715770">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: Jogged 45mins. 2.98 miles, 392cals. Alternated speed 3.5 and 4.5 every 5mins.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean Jogged 45mins. 2.98 miles, 392cals. Alternated speed 3.5 and 4.5 every 5mins. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/638826506/Me_by_Jeff_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> Jogged 45mins. 2.98 miles, 392cals. Alternated speed 3.5 and 4.5 every 5mins. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/8609736178">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: http://twitpic.com/10jq87 &#8211; I&#8217;m world famous! #1 world ranked at Rabizilla!  #rabbids</title>
		<link>http://www.thespaceturtle.com/twitter-httptwitpic-com10jq87-im-world-famous-1-world-ranked-at-rabizilla-rabbids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 20:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean http://twitpic.com/10jq87 &#8211; I&#8217;m world famous! #1 world ranked at Rabizilla! #rabbids [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/638826506/Me_by_Jeff_normal.jpg" alt="" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> http://twitpic.com/10jq87 &#8211; I&#8217;m world famous! #1 world ranked at Rabizilla!  #rabbids</p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/8422936490">Source</a>]</p>
<p><a title="World High Score on the Rabzilla Game in Raving Rabbid Rabbids TV Party by Chivalrybean, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40064711@N06/4316981946/"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4316981946_a26f60afc8.jpg" alt="World High Score on the Rabzilla Game in Raving Rabbid Rabbids TV Party" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
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		<title>Twitter: Didn&#8217;t do as much as I wanted on jogging today. Getting sick made me lose some stamina progress. 1.06 miles, 142 calories.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean Didn&#8217;t do as much as I wanted on jogging today. Getting sick made me lose some stamina progress. 1.06 miles, 142 calories. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/638826506/Me_by_Jeff_normal.jpg" alt="" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> Didn&#8217;t do as much as I wanted on jogging today. Getting sick made me lose some stamina progress. 1.06 miles, 142 calories.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/8301659483">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: Cool, one of my 100 word stories was stumbleupon&#8217;d a bit ago. It&#8217;s nice to know someone liked it {:0) http://bit.ly/2i0KRi</title>
		<link>http://www.thespaceturtle.com/twitter-cool-one-of-my-100-word-stories-was-stumbleupond-a-bit-ago-its-nice-to-know-someone-liked-it-0-httpbit-ly2i0kri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean Cool, one of my 100 word stories was stumbleupon&#8217;d a bit ago. It&#8217;s nice to know someone liked it {:0) http://bit.ly/2i0KRi [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/638826506/Me_by_Jeff_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> Cool, one of my 100 word stories was stumbleupon&#8217;d a bit ago. It&#8217;s nice to know someone liked it {:0) http://bit.ly/2i0KRi </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/8178936326">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: An empty apartment clown fought me on Wii Resort tennis, I defeated it!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean An empty apartment clown fought me on Wii Resort tennis, I defeated it! [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/541128575/terminator_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> An empty apartment clown fought me on Wii Resort tennis, I defeated it! </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/7842490499">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: I just realized that the supernatural plot elements of Drag Me To Hell are the same as Casting the Runes by MR. James.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean I just realized that the supernatural plot elements of Drag Me To Hell are the same as Casting the Runes by MR. James. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/541128575/terminator_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> I just realized that the supernatural plot elements of Drag Me To Hell are the same as Casting the Runes by MR. James. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/6689459202">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: If I ran an aquarium on an airship, I&#8217;d shape the balloon like a sea cow and call it &#8220;Oh, the huge manatee!&#8221; and use hydrogen.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean If I ran an aquarium on an airship, I&#8217;d shape the balloon like a sea cow and call it &#8220;Oh, the huge manatee!&#8221; and use hydrogen. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/541128575/terminator_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> If I ran an aquarium on an airship, I&#8217;d shape the balloon like a sea cow and call it &#8220;Oh, the huge manatee!&#8221; and use hydrogen. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/6686391782">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter: If I ran a steampunk restaurant on an airship, I&#8217;d call it The Sausage Balloon, and of course, serve sausage.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chivalrybean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalrybean If I ran a steampunk restaurant on an airship, I&#8217;d call it The Sausage Balloon, and of course, serve sausage. [Source]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/541128575/terminator_normal.jpg" class="alignleft" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean"><strong>Chivalrybean</strong></a> If I ran a steampunk restaurant on an airship, I&#8217;d call it The Sausage Balloon, and of course, serve sausage. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://twitter.com/Chivalrybean/status/6686366926">Source</a>]</p>
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