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We got the Progressive International Seafood Scissors and I bought a crab and I started cutting like an overachieving coroner at the autopsy table .The curvature of the blades makes renting the crab shell asunder, weather it’s the back shell, or the legs. Two quick snips and you can pull the leg shell apart and the meat can be extracted like a Mayan priest pulling out hearts of a sacrifice victim.

There is also a toothed crusher in the handles if you prefer to pulverize the shell. I found this most effecting for removing the legs from the rest of the crab, like some unfortunate gingerbread men.

Even if you only prepare/consume crab, or similar crustaceans, on rare occasion, these scissors will make your life a whole lot easier, and make the experience a whole lot easier. If you are a frequent devourer of said foods, these are inexpensive enough (but crafted finely) to get one for each of the whole family. It will ease the work of gutting the food at the table, but still keep all the messy fun of dismemberment.

(I wrote this review for Erin but it’s not the version she posted. This is the best version, though {:0)