The Remodel

I wrote the following story for one of my Fiverr jobs. I enjoyed writing it and the customer was happy as well. Win win! {:0)

Professor Armitan looked over the blueprints of the old mansion and scorned the amount of wasted space, especially in the attic. The attic would be perfect for an observatory! he thought. It’s always important to know where the stars before researching the more esoteric topics.

Armitan sat on the porch and watched the sun sparkle over Puget Sound while he called Flying Dormer to set up a consultation. Due to the limited space around the mansion caused by trees, the fact that some of the construction would be done off-site would make it a lot easier to manage.

At the consultation Armitan explained the windows he’d want in the attic for the observatory, as well as the expansions he wanted for a larger library, and the laboratory for the smaller experiments. Storage for chemicals, essential salts, and various compounds would be required for the latter. Plus plenty of ventilation. The largest part of the project would be the basement. Plenty of room for storing large boxes.

The consultant considered the drawings and made several suggestions of ways to improve on the ideas the professor had, for which he was very grateful. He was a professor, not an architect, after all.

When construction started, the crew was very professional and answered questions with easy to understand explanations. A few issues arose when they came across unexpected deviations from what was on the blueprints and what was actually in the house, but they easily were able to adjust their plans, and even made some special editions that the Professor wasn’t expecting, but would very much enjoy. Who doesn’t want a secret passage in their mansion?

When all the construction was complete, the professor was able to research and experiment in comfort and seclusion, where the eyes of modern science would not pry.

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Johnny Copperwire and the Exploding Boiler

The constable slammed the iron barred door in Johnny’s face.

“It’s cause the likes of you why we don’t like visitors round here!

The constable scowled before turning and leaving Johnny alone in the cell. Johnny sighed and slowly sat down on the hard bench, the only furniture in the small cell. Elbows on legs and hands on face, he stared at the slats of waning sunlight and pondered how he ended up here.

Things started going wrong when the boiler he had repaired exploded minutes after he had left it behind to see a friend. The trip here had been long. The local station mechanic had been taken ill and Johnny answered the call when the Marlowe-Strathford Rocket had broken down, stranding folks in the small town of Nicoshire. After the long trip he repaired the ship as fast as possible, sent his repairmen home on the Autocart, and thrown into jail when blamed for blowing up the train on purpose. This whole situation smelled of Cadaver Cogs, literally.

When questioned at the scene of the crime he had smelled burning flesh, yet only the engineer had been in the train and had escaped unsinged. He could almost smell it right now. The blood drained from his face.

Johnny leaped forward and felt cold fingers brush the top of his head, just failing to get a grip on his hair. When he hit the floor he rolled to look at the window and saw the arm and heard the ticking.

Quickly using his legs to change direction, he pressed off from the wall and leaped again, this time grabbing at the arm. Once he gripped it firmly, he twisted. It broke at the elbow and a gear fell out of the rotting flesh with a puff of steam. An angry hiss sounded through the window. Another arm snaked through the window, holding an object. Johnny batted at it and the object clunked to the ground. It too ticked. Dropping the arm, he picked up the object and tossed it back out the window. A second later a boom shook the cell and bricks cracked and fell.

“Wot’s goin on in there!”

Johnny started pulling bricks from the wall.

“Hey, you’re trying to escape!”

“No, I’m trying to get those who blew up the train and are now trying to kill me!”

Maybe trying again, it the earlier explosion wasn’t just a setup.

Another hand reached through a hole on the wall. Johnny bashed it with a brick. It bent and crunched, and gears began to grind. The wall began to collapse and Johnny had to leap back to avoid getting crushed.

The constable, thankfully not as daft as expected, unlocked the cell and pulled Johnny out, and relocked the cell. Several lumbering bodies shambled into the cell, clicking, whirring, and expelling puffs of steam.

Johnny pointed at them.

“Check the rubble of the train and I’m sure you’ll find gears just like in them!”

Once the remaining Cadaver Cogs had been disassembled, they did check the rubble, and they did find the gears, and Johnny got a good nights rest, then went home.

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Willy the Fish

Willy longed to be a real fish. But, alas, his capabilities were limited to hanging on the wall and flopping while singing a really silly song. Why he yearned to be a real fish, to swim in the rivers, leap out of the water to pluck an insect from the sky, to fight the rage of rapids to go upstream during that special season, he knew not. The mystery of even knowing about these things clung in his tiny mind.

Years passed. He awoke and things that were, had changed or were no more. Had his batteries died, and not been changed for an age? The house did not look the same. He sang and flopped.

“Remember this? Still funny after all this time.”

That voice, Bobby, the child? So old now, a man.

Willy rested for some time longer without being asked to sing.

A storm raged outside one day. The family boarded up the windows and packed their bags in a hurry and left him on the wall. Only Bobby gave him a brief glance. Willy saw that he had almost came back for him, but for some reason did not. Bobby’s eyes told of a knowing that Willy did not understand.

The torrent of rain came. Winds smashed into the house. A branch rammed into a boarded window, cracking the board and shattering the glass. A gust tore away the broken board, ripping it and tossing it carelessly aside. Rains and spray poured into the window. The waters rose. The floor filled with liquid. A wave smashed into the house, the side with the broken window taking much of the blow. Water rushed in and swirled chairs about. Willy fell from the wall when the table, tipped over when struck by another wave, crashed into the wall. He plummeted straight down. When he hit an end table, he stopped. The water lapped at him. He felt something inside him that tingled in a way never felt before. The water rose, and he felt compelled to sing. He swayed as the waters rose and rose. Another wave tore at the wall of the house, smashing at away. A wild rapids of water filled the house. Willy swam and swam against it, feeling energy course through his body. That special season had come. He fought the rapids and before it all went black, he sang, one more time, with a smile.

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