I wrote this story also for a Fiverr job. I dunno if the client likes it or not yet. They didn’t instantly give me a negative review, so I got that going for me.
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Dallas teen inexplicably attacked by numerous classmates at school. “We saw his new haircut, and couldn’t help ourselves,” said one classmate, who looked distraught over his violent actions. -TrueBune
Deep in the sparkling lair of the DoppleGaga, the villain cackled with glee at the success of the first wave of her diabolical plan. “I will destroy anyone who might threaten the popularity of the beautiful creature I was made in the image of!”
Behind her, bubbling pots gave off various colors of steam. She turned and combined portions of each together. Once mixed, she poured the mix into little vials and topped them with droppers. She loaded the vials into her robotic army of secret shoppers. She programmed them to go and apply the virus onto the top of more cans in stores all over the state, while also filing secret shopper reports to generate income.
The robots set off to all the stores and some were successful, placing tiny drops of liquid on soda can tops, right near the drinking hole in that little groove all around the top that you can’t easily wipe out before you drink from the can. many though, ran into an unforeseen problem.
Many of the cans now had a cover over the top, applied at the bottling plant. The virus was unable to penetrate and get onto the can itself. Those robots actually gave the stores a higher ranking for carrying a more sanitary product.
Back in her lair, DoppleGaga fumed, watching the news of her failed machinations.
“A strange biological threat was discovered today when a recent change in soda can distribution thwarted a plan to infect people with a virus that would give them the urge to punch anyone with a Justin Bieber style haircut. The culprit is still at large.”
